Saturday, March 21, 2009

If You Need A Good Laugh... Read This!

Had a good chuckle this morning.... As always, my sister sends me the most hilarious and fun stuff via the internet!

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in theact of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:
'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.

''Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!'

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
-Eleanor Roosevelt, diplomat and author (1884-1962)


3lilangels said...

Haha! Good joke.

So you going to Daiso IOI on Sat?

Emily said...

U going? Wanna meetup?!! hahahaha

Biblo said...


Jess said...

Hi Emily, any idea when Daiso at IOI Mall will be openning?

Paul Lionel said...


Emily said...

Hi Jess! Its this saturday, 28th March 2009!

Emily said...

Hi Paul,
Too bad this won't work in Malaysia!

Jess said...

oh...i'm won't be able to go this sat....hiyah......anyway, thanks a lot for the info.